ninjagiry:

marniethedog:

I love shopping!

why are people reblogging the short vine version when this exists

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happy

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.

My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.

White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?

My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?

White Co-Worker: Just English

My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?

White Co-Worker: Moo?

My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*

White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*

johnscowlick:

johnscowlick:

when my mom was pregnant with me on halloween she painted her big pregnant belly like a pumpkin and that was my very first halloween costume i was born spoopy

WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED MY DAD ALSO DRESSED AS A PUMPKIN FARMER WITH A PACK OF PUMPKIN SEEDS IN HIS SHIRT POCKET BECAUSE HE PLANTED THE SEED OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW DID I JUST NOW GET THIS

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hornetaur:

megumiaino:

anime is gross

WTF??? Recon Corps, get your 3D Maneuver Gear!!! Kill La Killers, get your Senketsus!!!! Bleaches get your Bankai!!! Dangan Ronpas, get your teddy bears!! Sword Art Online players, get your disposable female characters

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