Hi I'm Elise! I enjoy swing dancing and talking to people. Ask me anything!

cyberqueer:

dark horse over partition?

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maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

lilysinthefall:


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

grijzegans:

MAD Magazine recreates Norman Rockwell’s famous 1958 painting ‘The Runaway’

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman


Gamora & Nebula, by Andy Park.

bouhous:

hey bro…u awake? can i hold your hand…..i had a nightmare


Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

phleps:

theirye’re* 

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

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